my ex's tears

Well, not unless Fido is licking it. With Bifidus Lysate and Lactobacillus as our superheroes, this serum is formulated with bacteria that have been ethically put to sleep (honestly, we have no idea how bacteria sleep). It contains prebiotics like alpha-glucan oligosaccharides that feed the existing good bacteria on our faces, so they can be fruitful and multiply. It also contains postbiotics, our two champions mentioned above, that restore the delicate balance of our skin’s natural microbiome. Together, pre- and post- bring order and unity to the chaos that is often our skin. Ommm!

It balances your skin the way we dream of balancing that bank account! This hydrating serum contains pre/post goodies as well as hydrators like Sodium Hyaluronate and good ‘ol Niacinamide. Who doesn’t like to be drenched and quenched with hydration, while balancing their skin…or life?

• Wide awake and facing the mirror (still important).
• 2-3 drops after cleansing should cover your face and neck (thy neck should not compete with thy face).
• Use it with other serums, use it with your moisturizer, use it with your toner, we don’t mind - just use it!